What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:00

-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
-J W Pepper
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.